Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a triage nurse, because you’ve prioritized my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you’ve got me at 100%.
You’re like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a patient chart? Because I’d study you all night.
Are you a fence? Because you’ve captured my heart and won’t let go.
You must be an IV bag, because you’ve got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we’d make the perfect team.
You must be a harvest moon, because you light up my darkest nights.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you’re gathering all the best parts of me.
You’re the reason my sunflowers turn toward the light.
Are you a rooster? Because you wake me up to something special every day.
You must be crop insurance, because you’ve got me covered no matter what.
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
You’re like my favorite scrub top—soft, comfortable, and perfect.
You’re the kind of partner every farmer dreams of—steady, kind, and amazing.
Are you a sheep? Because you’ve got me flocking to your side.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You must be my primary care provider, because you’ve become my top priority.
Are you an ENT? Because you’re all I see, hear, and think about.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
