Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
I haven't measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Damn, you're like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
I'm all about that bass.
I've called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Can I fish in your pond?
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
You're like electricity—powerful, essential, and impossible to live without.
I don't need a clock to tell me it's midnight—my heart's already racing for you.
The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Nice bobbers!
You can look through my tackle box.
Are you a tight end? Because you've got me all wrapped up in you.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
