Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I be your ground? Because I'm feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won't forget.
I'm really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention.
Are you a running back? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you a referee? Because you've got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a punt returner? Because you've got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you a tight end? Because you've got me all wrapped up in you.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
Are you a goalpost? Because I'm ready to score.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Are you a red zone? Because I'd love to score with you.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can't help but follow you.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you're unforgettable.
