Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don’t want to start the year without you.
Are you fireworks? Because you just lit up my night.
I don’t need a countdown—my heart already races when I see you.
Let’s make this New Year’s Eve unforgettable... starting with you and me.
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
I’ve made my wish for the new year, and it’s standing right in front of me.
Let’s skip the small talk—can we fast-forward to the midnight kiss?
Are you champagne? Because you’ve got me bubbling with excitement.
You must be a healthcare system, because you’ve got everything I need.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you’ve freed me from my loneliness.
I don’t need confetti to feel festive—you’re all the sparkle I need.
My New Year’s resolution? To get to know you better.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
You must be organic, because you’re all-natural perfection.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
You’re the reason my crops are thriving—pure love in abundance.
Are you fresh milk? Because you’re the cream of the crop.
You’re like a well-tended garden—absolutely blooming with beauty.
Are you a horse? Because you’ve galloped into my thoughts.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
