Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
I don't need a clock to tell me it's midnight—my heart's already racing for you.
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
I wouldn't mind getting tangled up in your line.
You must be a fish, because I'm hooked on you.
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you're a failed experiment.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Do you have a name or can I call you disappointment?
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
Is your dad a photographer? Because he must have taken a million shots to get one that ugly.
New year, same me, falling for someone as amazing as you.
