Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your cooking is like a work of art, it’s too beautiful to eat.
Are you PEX piping? Because you’re durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
I can’t wait to be your taste tester for life.
You must be a master of flavor because you’re really turning me on.
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I’ll keep up with you.
Your culinary creations are a work of art, and I’m the perfect canvas for you to paint on.
I’ve been looking for the perfect chef to cook up a lifetime of happiness with, and I think I’ve found you.
Are you a Michelin star chef? Because you’re definitely making my heart rate go up.
I don’t care what’s on the menu, as long as you’re the chef cooking it.
You must be a master chef because you just spiced up my life.
If your cooking was a language, I’d be fluent in it.
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
