Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
You're like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a referee? Because I'd let you make all the calls in my life.
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be close to you and make a game plan for us.
Are you a football trophy? Because you're definitely a winner in my eyes.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can't wait to study every page of you.
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to be inside you every Sunday.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
Are you a tight end? Because I can't help but be attracted to your great moves.
I wasn't expecting to find my New Year's spark tonight, but then you walked in.
Are you a football helmet? Because you've got my head spinning.
