Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
Are you a tongue depressor? Because I'm speechless around you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and exactly what I needed.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You're like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
