Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
You’re the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
Do you have a candy cane? Because you’ve already hooked my heart.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re carrying all my holiday cheer.
You’re like a Christmas cookie—irresistible and perfectly sweet.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
You’re so dazzling, I bet you were the inspiration for the star on top of the tree.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you’ve got me singing with joy.
If flirting were a cocktail, you’d be a pro at crafting the perfect one.
I came in thirsty, but you’ve left me absolutely speechless.
You’re like my favorite drink: a little sweet, a little strong, and totally unforgettable.
Are you on the rocks tonight, or am I the only one falling hard here?
Are you always this good at multitasking, or is flirting with me your specialty tonight?
I was going to ask for a drink recommendation, but now I just want to recommend we talk more.
You’ve got some serious skills behind the bar, but how are you with stealing hearts?
What’s the secret ingredient to that smile? Because it’s absolutely intoxicating.
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who’s hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
