Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do I come here often?
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
You must be a PVC pipe, because you're flexible and perfect for my life.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
