Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You must be my favorite client, because I'd always prioritize you.
Are you a plumber's apprentice? Because you've mastered my heart already.
Are you a backflow preventer? Because you keep all my feelings moving forward.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
You must be a sump pump, because you've drained all my fears.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
You must be a medical conference, because you've got me learning new things about love.
Are you a vaccine? Because you've just given me hope.
You must be a utility sink, because you're everything I need.
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you a pair of scrubs? Because I'd wear you every day.
