Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you've freed me from my loneliness.
You must be a healthcare system, because you've got everything I need.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, you still breathing?
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
You're like perfect lab results—beautiful and highly sought after.
