Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the house special? Because you're everything I didn't know I needed tonight.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
You must be the spirit of Christmas because you've filled my heart with joy.
Are you on the rocks tonight, or am I the only one falling hard here?
You're like my favorite drink: a little sweet, a little strong, and totally unforgettable.
I came in thirsty, but you've left me absolutely speechless.
If flirting were a cocktail, you'd be a pro at crafting the perfect one.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you've got me singing with joy.
You're so dazzling, I bet you were the inspiration for the star on top of the tree.
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
You're like a Christmas cookie—irresistible and perfectly sweet.
Are you Santa's sleigh? Because you're carrying all my holiday cheer.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
Do you have a candy cane? Because you've already hooked my heart.
You're the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you're flexible and perfect for my life.
You're like snow on Christmas morning—magical and rare.
Let's skip the small talk—can we fast-forward to the midnight kiss?
Are you champagne? Because you've got me bubbling with excitement.
