Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You're like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Will you help me erect my totem pole?
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Are you a capacitor? Because you've stored all my love in your heart.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
