Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up! No worries though, life alert is on its way!
Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Break my hip, not my heart.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
