Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Break my hip, not my heart.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
Do you really need that scooter? Because youve been running in my mind all day long.
Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?
I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
