Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
