Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You’re like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
