Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
