Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and exactly what I needed.
That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You must be an OR, because you're where all the magic happens.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
