Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Let's boomerbang!
You must be a medical conference, because you've got me learning new things about love.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and exactly what I needed.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Are you a pair of scrubs? Because I'd wear you every day.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
