Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Let's boomerbang!
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
