Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
Are you a water main? Because you're the source of everything good in my life.
