Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you've mapped out my heart.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
You're like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
Can your beaver eat my log?
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Are you a multimeter? Because you're measuring the depth of my feelings.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My feelings for you are Montreal.
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
