Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
You must be pipe tape, because you're keeping me together.
I don't need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a T-joint? Because you're the missing piece in my life.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
Your hospice bed or mine?
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
None of my children lives with me.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
