Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
Are you a grounding clamp? Because you've secured my love.
You must be a three-way switch, because you've lit up every room in my life.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Are you a dimmer switch? Because you've set the perfect mood in my heart.
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
You're like a perfectly wired chandelier—classy, elegant, and always shining.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
