Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
You look sexy even in layers.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
Is that your Moose?
You're prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
I'm a high tide and I'm looking to smash.
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
