Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a grounding rod? Because you've stabilized my life.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
I wanna light your menorah.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
You must be a master electrician, because you've powered up my emotions.
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
You're like a perfectly wired job—everything runs smoothly with you.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you've energized my life.
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Are you a wire tester? Because you've found the live connection to my heart.
