Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!
So, what was your name again?
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Are you medical tape? Because you're holding everything together for me.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you've saved my heart.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Hey, can I get a ride to the pharmacy?
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
You must be a healthcare system, because you've got everything I need.
