Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can't stand the reflection of your hideous face.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
You’re like my favorite scrub top—soft, comfortable, and perfect.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? - Give him screws.
Your beauty is a singularity... the force of attraction between us is so powerful.
That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
Eos is really sad. She is dawn in the dumps.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
Is your mom a vampire? Because I can't find any trace of life or beauty in you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Do you have a candy cane? Because you’ve already hooked my heart.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we’d make the perfect team.
