Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Are you an arc flash? Because you're dangerously stunning.
You must be an ohm, because I can't resist you.
Are you a socket? Because I'm plugged into you.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
You must be an insulator, because you've kept me warm even through the shocks.
Are you a capacitor? Because you've stored all my love in your heart.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Break my hip, not my heart.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
