Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you've cleared up all my doubts.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
