Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you've energized my life.
Are you a conduit cutter? Because you've removed all my obstacles.
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
You must be a reciprocating saw, because you've cut through my defenses.
Are you a socket wrench? Because you've tightened my love for you.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Are you a clamp meter? Because you've measured the current of my love.
You're like wire cutters—making everything neat and simple in my life.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
