Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I wanna light your menorah.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Are you an electric heater? Because you've warmed my heart completely.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Are you a dimmer switch? Because you've set the perfect mood in my heart.
Can I light your manorah?
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
