Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Are you a flashlight? Because you've illuminated my darkest moments.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
You must be a voltage detector, because you've sensed my feelings for you.
You're like my favorite scrub top—soft, comfortable, and perfect.
Are you a toolbelt? Because you've got everything I could ever need.
