Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt's ‘Cocaine Buffet.'
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
Can I light your manorah?
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you're a failed experiment.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? - Ok, that's a wrap.
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside down!
The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will. Death before disown her.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
You must be a charge nurse, because you’ve taken control of my heart.
How does a girl vampire flirt? - She bats her eyes.
