Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a flashlight? Because you've illuminated my darkest moments.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
You're like my toolbox—full of everything I need.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you've stopped me in my tracks.
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
