Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
You're like my toolbox—full of everything I need.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a power drill? Because you've driven straight into my heart.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
You must be a ladder, because you've lifted me to new heights.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Are you an electric heater? Because you've warmed my heart completely.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
