Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
I must be a patient, because I’m falling for the way you care.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.
The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I'm gonna need one after gouging my eyes out from looking at you.
You’re like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
What songs does Dracula hate? - "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
Are you Garreth Bale? Because you make me go bananas.
