Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
I don't need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
