Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
You must be sterile gloves, because you're a perfect fit.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
