Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Are you a wire tester? Because you've found the live connection to my heart.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you a power drill? Because you've driven straight into my heart.
You must be a screwdriver, because you've tightened all the loose ends in my life.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you've stopped me in my tracks.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
You're like my toolbox—full of everything I need.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
You must be a ladder, because you've lifted me to new heights.
