Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod'?
You must be a surge protector, because you've saved me from emotional overload.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year's Expozine.
