Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
My body is "Yours to discover".
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
