Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
I can’t decide what’s hotter: your kitchen or you.
You must be a general practitioner, because you’re good at everything.
You’re like a perfect voltage drop—always smooth and balanced.
What happens when two vampires meet? - It was love at first bite!
If you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name. It was a Nome de plume.
You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
You’re a master in the kitchen and in my heart.
Are you a waiting room? Because I’d spend hours just being near you.
Are you an electric heater? Because you’ve warmed my heart completely.
