Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
You must be my electric bill, because I'd spend anything to keep you close.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Are you a junction box? Because you're where all my feelings come together.
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
