Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
