Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
