Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Wanna go for a test drive?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
