Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
