Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
This game is about ball control baby.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
