Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Attire goes on a wheel.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
A butter is an angry goat.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
