Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna go for a test drive?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
