Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
A summer is a mathematician.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
