Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
You look fetching today!
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Want to hold my shaft?
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
