Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your broccoli heads are so big!
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
A summer is a mathematician.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
