Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
I like things with more miles per gallon.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
