Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
And you think my ears are big....
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
