Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You smell like silage and sunshine.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I like hookers.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
