Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
