Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
