Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
