Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Hi, I have my own cult!
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
