Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
