Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
So what kind of car do you drive?
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
If you were a fish, you'd be an Angelfish.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says -- ' think we got this joke wrong'
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
