Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says -- ' think we got this joke wrong'
My Liahona pointed to you.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
