Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
You mocha me crazy!
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
