Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
Your dojo or mine?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
