Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
My corn always wear a husk
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
