Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Nice asteroids.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
