Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
I think we should start a family tree.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Your treat or mine?
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Hi, I have my own cult!
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
