Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
What is Santa's favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
