Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
You make me vasodilate!
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
