Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Like the dewey decimal system? I'm the do-it decimal system.
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
I love to be pawed
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
