Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Your treat or mine?
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
