Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Namastay here or come home with me?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You can spur me all night long.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
You mocha me crazy!
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
