Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
Carrot is auto rust.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
