Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
A butter is an angry goat.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
It takes balls to play golf.
I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
You interested in trying some new balls?
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
