Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I love to be pawed
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
You look fetching today!
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
