Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Namastay here or come home with me?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You can spur me all night long.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
You mocha me crazy!
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
