Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
