Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Beam me up, hottie!
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
You're the droid I've been looking for.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Wanna see my lightsaber?
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
