Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
