Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
