Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
