Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
