Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
