Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Nice asteroids.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
