Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
