Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
