Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
