Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Nice asteroids.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
My Liahona pointed to you.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
