Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
You look fetching today!
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Want to hold my shaft?
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
