Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
I'd let you cross my border.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
