Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
