Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
