Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
Namastay here or come home with me?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
You can spur me all night long.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
I would love to see the way you farm.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
