Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
