Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
My corn always wear a husk
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
