Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
