Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey, you like chorizo?
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
