Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Nice asteroids.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
You make me vasodilate!
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I think the soil needs some double digging.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
