Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says -- ' think we got this joke wrong'
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
