Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Hey, you like chorizo?
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
You roast my heart.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
