Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
You're the droid I've been looking for.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
And you think my ears are big....
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
