Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Wanna go for a test drive?
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
If you were a fish, you'd be an Angelfish.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
