Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
