Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So what kind of car do you drive?
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Wanna go for a test drive?
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Hi, I have my own cult!
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
