Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Wanna breach my wrap core?
You're the droid I've been looking for.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
