Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
