Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
I had me at Amazon Prime.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Do you believe in premarital sax?
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
