Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
Hey, you like chorizo?
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
