Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
