Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
Carrot is auto rust.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
