Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
Your treat or mine?
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
A crow is a four-letter bird.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
I think we should start a family tree.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
