Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
I think you dropped your teeth.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
