Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Can I show you my spitball?
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Java number I can call you up at?
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
