Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
I'd let you cross my border.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
You make me vasodilate!
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
