Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Can I show you my spitball?
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Java number I can call you up at?
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You interested in trying some new balls?
It takes balls to play golf.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
