Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
What is Santa's favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
So, do you come out into the real world often?
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Look how big his putter is...
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
