Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
I'd let you cross my border.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
