Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
Carrot is auto rust.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
I think you dropped your teeth.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
