Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
Look how big his putter is...
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
