Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
You make me vasodilate!
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
I had me at Amazon Prime.
I'd let you cross my border.
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
