Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
Can I show you my spitball?
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
A butter is an angry goat.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
You roast my heart.
My Liahona pointed to you.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Attire goes on a wheel.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
