Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
