Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
