Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I'm Wesley crushing on you
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
