Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
I'm Wesley crushing on you
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
I can find every pulse in your body!
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
