Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
I have a good feeling about you.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
