Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I want to rosin your bow.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
I want to pick you up from free agency.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
