Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
I get fresh eggs daily.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
What's your gear ratio?
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
I have a good feeling about you.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
