Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I have a good feeling about you.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
