Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Let's strengthen our hips together!
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
