Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
