Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
Are you a hospital bed? Because I’d rest easy with you by my side.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
