Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
