Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
How many strokes do you want?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
All births are an Emergency.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
