Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
