Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
I get fresh eggs daily.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
