Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
The race car driver had a checkered past.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
