Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
