Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
