Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
