Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
All births are an Emergency.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
