Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
