Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Are you an apprentice? Because you’ve already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Are you a med student? Because you’ve just aced the anatomy of my heart.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
