Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
All births are an Emergency.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
