Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
