Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
I get fresh eggs daily.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
