Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
All births are an Emergency.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
