Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
All births are an Emergency.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
