Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Moaning about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
