Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
May I lick your boots?
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
You must be my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
