Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
