Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it'll kill them!
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
