Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
We don't make each other happy.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
