Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
You must be my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
