Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
I think our timing is off.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
